Advice needed: how can I get along better with my Amish neighbours?

Jack you must understand that they have to be so prime and proper most of their lives , just let them drink there cider and get loose. Go join them and I'll bet you can get them in the Happy Drunk mode and make them laugh.Now if you get stuck with a knitting needle , Run b/c they might all get in on it. and your GF will be taking you to the hosp. to have a bunch of knitting needles removed.